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		<title>Funny Call of Duty: Black Ops Emblems</title>
		<link>http://www.bloqhead.com/2010/11/13/funny-call-of-duty-black-ops-emblems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daryn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During lunch with a coworker we were trying to find some humorous Call of Duty: Black Ops emblems and quickly discovered that there was no central place for them. So I got the idea to create a Tumblr blog that &#8230; <a href="http://www.bloqhead.com/2010/11/13/funny-call-of-duty-black-ops-emblems/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During lunch with a coworker we were trying to find some humorous Call of Duty: Black Ops emblems and quickly discovered that there was no central place for them. So I got the idea to create a Tumblr blog that catered to people like myself and my coworker. Behold, a showcase of human anatomy in primitive shape form, amongst other monstrosities — <a title="Funny Call of Duty: Black Ops Emblems" href="http://funnyemblems.tumblr.com/">Funny Call of Duty: Black Ops Emblems</a></p>
<p>If you or someone you know has a funny emblem, <a href="http://funnyemblems.tumblr.com/emblem-submission">please submit it</a>. The more the merrier.</p>
<p><em>Just a forewarning: People make a lot of phallus-themed emblems. I&#8217;m not responsible if you&#8217;re easily offended.</em></p>
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		<title>iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo [video]</title>
		<link>http://www.bloqhead.com/2010/07/02/iphone-4-vs-htc-evo-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daryn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t normally post things of this nature but this video is absolutely hilarious. Despite my love for Macs, I&#8217;m a huge fan of Android (fandroid?) so this killed me. Also, this is kind of NSFW. The video is vulgar &#8230; <a href="http://www.bloqhead.com/2010/07/02/iphone-4-vs-htc-evo-video/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t normally post things of this nature but this video is absolutely hilarious. Despite my love for Macs, I&#8217;m a huge fan of Android (fandroid?) so this killed me. Also, this is kind of NSFW. The video is vulgar and the site has some content that might not be suitable for innocent eyes, yadda yadda. Yeah, I just yadda yadda&#8217;d a disclaimer. Video at the break.</p>
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		<title>Selective Hearing</title>
		<link>http://www.bloqhead.com/2009/06/18/selective-hearing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daryn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hoobastank]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently posted a comment on a blog post that tossed around a false and poorly presented accusation of the pop punk/alternative/whatever band Hoobastank. Before I get started please know that I&#8217;m not even a Hoobastank fan. I don&#8217;t own &#8230; <a href="http://www.bloqhead.com/2009/06/18/selective-hearing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently posted a comment on a <a href="http://www.mrdestructo.com/2009/06/whats-that-smell-i-think-its-goatse-and.html">blog post</a> that tossed around a false and poorly presented accusation of the pop punk/alternative/whatever band <a title="Hoobastank.com" href="http://www.hoobastank.com">Hoobastank</a>. Before I get started please know that I&#8217;m not even a Hoobastank fan. I don&#8217;t own any of their music or merchandise, nor do I have any sort of affiliation with them. My issue with the accusation was that it was obviously a hoax and I felt that I had to speak up, before the masses played Telephone any longer with the whole thing.</p>
<h3>The Lowdown</h3>
<p>On Twitter there is a user that goes by the handle <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hoobastank_band">@hoobastank_band</a>. For whatever strange reason this user posts numerous irrelevant posts with the <em>#iranelection</em> Twitter hashtag attached to them, and cloaks their mischievous URLs to prevent the not-so-savvy users from knowing what horror lies ahead for them. I&#8217;m not going to go into vivid detail as to what is seen once you click their shortened URLs, but I&#8217;ll provide a single word for you to Google: &#8216;goatse&#8217;.</p>
<p>In a world where encyclopedias have been replaced by <a title="Wikipedia" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">Wikipedia</a> (God help us) and the newspaper has been replaced by <a title="Digg" href="http://www.digg.com">Digg</a>, it&#8217;s easy to be mislead by subjective source material and unconfirmed tidbits of information. Such is the case with Hoobastank. In a post titled &#8216;<a href="http://www.mrdestructo.com/2009/06/whats-that-smell-i-think-its-goatse-and.html">What&#8217;s that smell? I think it&#8217;s GOATSE and HOOBASTANK</a>&#8216;, I voiced my opinion on the matter accompanied by some common sense and logic. Something some people seem to lack, even when the most paper thin hoaxes pummel them in the face. That&#8217;s the beauty of owning your own blog though. You can delete whatever comments you see fit for deletion. Whether they contain profanity or in this case, the obvious truth, it&#8217;s up to you. Master of your own domain (bad pun). Oh well, it was a worthy attempt. Fortunately I voiced my same thoughts on the official Hoobastank forum where they won&#8217;t be selectively removed at the administrators will. The fact that my post was pro-Hoobastank helps as well.</p>
<p>View the forum post here: &#8216;<a href="http://www.hoobastank.com/forum/default.aspx?cid=46&amp;tid=2215">Hoobastank? This is seriously despicable of you to do</a>&#8216; (<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">nice spelling, pal.</span>) (I fail at spelling. Thanks Anon.) Scroll a little ways down and you&#8217;ll see my post. In case for some reason my post gets deleted, I&#8217;ve included a screenshot.</p>
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<p>The thing that kills me about the topic on the Hoobastank forum is that nearly every post in there was immediately condemning Hoobastank for the whole ordeal. Whatever happened to fans? People jump to conclusions too easily. If you&#8217;re going to make such a big deal out of something, you should probably do some of your own research prior to setting the buzz ablaze on the web. That blog post currently has 75 diggs. I&#8217;ve posted far better material on Digg and barely got anything. Proof that the world thrives on destruction.</p>
<p>So to those of you who are quick to jump on the bandwagon and spread information, check the validity first. Like the saying goes: don&#8217;t believe everything you hear (or in this case, read). Not everything on the internet is true. Before you get all up in arms, check the source.</p>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Gets Pranked!</title>
		<link>http://www.bloqhead.com/2008/11/01/sarah-palin-gets-pranked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daryn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend sent me this a short while ago on MSN and I had to share it. Governor Palin gets pranked by a Canadian comedy duo called The Masked Avengers from CKOI 96.9 FM in Montreal, Quebec. They convinced Palin &#8230; <a href="http://www.bloqhead.com/2008/11/01/sarah-palin-gets-pranked/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend sent me this a short while ago on MSN and I had to share it. Governor Palin gets pranked by a Canadian comedy duo called The Masked Avengers from CKOI 96.9 FM in Montreal, Quebec. They convinced Palin and her team that the person she was going to speak with was French President Nicolas Sarkozy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/11/1/151958/557/831/649050">http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/11/1/151958/557/831/649050</a></p>
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